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tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.
"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"
by BFass December 18, 2012
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tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.
"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"
by bonegigger April 23, 2006
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tool belt

that is a very nice strap on you have there
by dev October 26, 2004
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thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.
Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”
by Lkot December 21, 2017
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stair tool

Metal tool that is about three inches wide and looks like a chizel. Used to crease carpet under the nose of a step and at the bottom of the raiser before tacking the carpet down with a staple gun. Often used with a hammer to crease thicker carpets. Also used to tuck edges of the carpet under the base-board during carpet installations in rooms.
carpet installer 1: "pass me the stair tool so I can start on the stairs."

carpet installer 2: "Que? No comprendo, como se dice en espanol?"
by Bored Soldier April 8, 2009
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broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.
Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.
by Straemer October 5, 2007
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hot tools

a company that makes hair products. the most popular being hair straightners/irons. hot tools makes the best hair irons.
i only buy hot tools hair irons.
by deenie July 23, 2004
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