tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.

"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"

by BFass December 18, 2012

tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006

tool belt

strap on dildo, sex toy.

that is a very nice strap on you have there

by dev October 26, 2004

thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

Powerhungry tool

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.

Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.

by Jesus Compablanca February 10, 2010

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

broken tool

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

by Straemer October 5, 2007