toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).

Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”

by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.

by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020