Sailing with the Captain

A Song by the Celtic rock band Dust Rhinos about Drinking lots of Captain Morgan Rum
I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 November 30, 2010
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Captain Amerithon

A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.
Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?
by CDillon July 04, 2018
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Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021
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Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 03, 2009
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Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.
Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.
by Get Wrekked August 10, 2019
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Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
by Captains cum bucket April 27, 2020
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Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.
Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!
by Kaymmm March 22, 2020
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