captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, Enid Finds Her Father

captain fantasy is the name of a movie character

by suggestions121 September 29, 2008

captain sus

When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.

I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus

by therapistgod June 1, 2021

Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain caca

CAPTAIN CACA, A CAPTAIN WHO IS FULL OF SHIT

WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN

by MASTABLASTA3 December 4, 2013

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011

Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.

Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."

by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023