Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 08, 2021

Brick Licker

Definition for a crypto degen who has made poor choices with his investments or acts in a scammy way.

He's a fuckin BRICK LICKER

by Brick Licker August 28, 2021

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

kick the brick

to have a closed-door meeting with someone;
origin: a door held open with a brick that is kicked away for privacy

I knew I was in trouble when I went into the boss's office for a kick the brick meeting.

by Paulie Walnuts III October 16, 2007

brick-strap

When a person needs disposing of in london the cockneys tie a brick around their body and put them in the thames. The person this has been done to is 'brick-strap'.

"U disposed of the brick-strap???"
"Oi you mug ill turn you in to fuking brick-strap"

by Max Ragdale December 21, 2006

Brick Wall

(n), Singular- A person who does not move at all when kissing or making out; can be flimsy or motionless

"Dang, when I made out with Natie Kickerson, she was such a brick wall. She didn't move an inch!" said Gabe.

by Brooklyn Steamer March 08, 2015

brick liner

A brick liner is a bad rapper

"Dude, if theres one thing i can't stand, its another brick liner on the radio."

by MC NC December 08, 2009