beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005

Beef-case

Slide 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb in the arse, pick her up like a briefcase

beef-case- “Yo the other day I beefcased this bitch”

by Mad AH December 7, 2019

Beef twister

When you grab someone's Cock and twist it like you're opening a jammed door.

Richie gave Martin a beef twister after Martin was talking shit about Richie's sister.

by Beef twister January 20, 2015

Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018