thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price

"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."

by gcw January 12, 2004

Thirsty

A word mainly used by socially incompetent people to imply that sexual aggressiveness is actually humiliating...to the aggressor.

"Hey man did you see that guy being thirsty with that girl? Haha sad."

"You mean that guy being a creep? That's wrong to the girl dude...not to himself."

"Huh?"

"It's called being a misogynistic asshole."

"Uhhhh.....wha?"

"Do you live in a cave?"

"What's a cave?"

"Never mind bro."

by whispergate May 13, 2016

Thirty

A girl that’s 3 times hotter than a 10.

“Damn son! Your girl’s a straight “Thirty”! Keep it up!”

by DJ Bannana Shorts October 27, 2018

Thirsty Annie

While giving a blowjob the person gives a deepthroat and it's so far down they gag and get sick, just as the sick comes up their throat the guy cums and the person giving the blowjob swallows it all.

Guy 1: Last night my bitch gave me the best blowjob ever!

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that she deep throated you so much she had a Thirsty Annie!

by Bad_Gal123 May 2, 2011

Thirstian

Society of people or a single person who are regularly thirsty. Always trying to get some at any opportunity from anyone.

"Damn, thats the third time hes tried to get someone tonight." "Of course he is. He's a Thirstian after all."

by saintsomeone March 31, 2015

Thirties curve

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions

My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve

by The true love machine March 4, 2016

Jake-thirty

1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".

See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!

by ElleC July 21, 2008