When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
by ShammyDooWop February 27, 2016
Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker May 08, 2018
Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
by Chykaty chyna December 03, 2016
When in a large group of people and 1/8 of them being the commander of all the penises among them this being the wank warden
by Backedpotatoenoises February 06, 2021
When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.
You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.
You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.
“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”
by Y’know we stay t1tty December 17, 2017
The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019