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Marshall's Syndrome

Applies to anything that you are under the impression that you are absolutely infatuated with it, until you remove it from its surroundings, and realize that it was only fabulous in comparison with the absolute crap it was surrounded by.

Called the Marshall's Syndrome due to the fact that this effect most commonly takes place when one is shopping at Marshall's or a Marshall's like store such as T.J. Maxx. One item of clothing looks adorable, untli you bring it home only to realize it is hideous when compared to your other clothes.
Indie Girl at Frat Party #1 "Wait! Wait! There's one! That guy is soo hottt. He's definitely the hottest guy in the room hands down"

Indie Girl #2 "You've got a sad case of the Marshall's syndrome my friend."
by symbiotic February 8, 2010
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Arnesen Syndrom

Arnesen Syndrom is people who have a urge for picking other people's ears
"Do YOU have The Arnesen Syndrom?"
by Pesch June 13, 2006
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Keefy Syndrome

The act of liking someone/thinking they like you after having only exchanging a of couple words with each other. Extreme cases include no words been said but instead just them staring at you for around a second, enough for you to fall in love with them or for you to think they love you.
Person 1: I’m in love with that girl from maths I’d do anything for her to be my gf.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: When I was leaving class she asked me if we have any homework due tomorrow when she could of asked anyone.

Person 2: Man you’ve got extreme Keefy syndrome she don’t like you she got a bf plus why would she like you fat fucking shit get a life you cunt.
by Josephgeorge12 December 10, 2022
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Hoppean Syndrome

Hoppean Syndrome is any unusual bowel movement, which was originally caused by the consumption of the highly dangerous Hoppean Bar. It has now evolved into any unusual bowel movement.
He's been in the toilet for an hour now, he's got Hoppean Syndrome.
by flippytippy May 31, 2023
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Brodown Syndrome

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.
Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."
by drums and hos September 29, 2009
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Jack Syndrome

A disease where the afflicted individual falls hopelessly in love with another guy or girl. Symptoms can be split into first and second stage.

During the first stage, the victim becomes hopelessly obsessed. As of now, all observed first stage victims have reported a month of first stage Jack Syndrome; one extreme case reported several months. Other symptoms during first stage Jack Syndrome can include nonstop thinking about the individual, insomnia, and extraordinary increase in vitality and energy.

During the second stage, the victim's obsession over the individual decreases over time. Victims have reported experiencing second stage Jack Syndrome for anywhere between a few months to a few years. Other symptoms can include depression, increased addiction to an activity (studying, working out, playing video games, etc...), and periodic thoughts about the individual.
Greyson: I just can't stop thinking about her!

Maksi: What do you mean?

Greyson: I don't know... I haven't been sleeping cause I keep thinking about her, and I have all this energy! Yesterday, I ran 10 miles without stopping, even though I only ate breakfast.Y-y-you think something's wrong with me?

Maksi: Nah, you just have Jack Syndrome.
by Maksi January 8, 2012
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Stockholm Syndrome

When someone who is trapped in a bad or toxic relationship but instead of getting out of it they become more attached and fall in love with the toxic individual.
Dylan has caused Matthew a lot of pain and suffering, yet Matthew still goes back to him like a loyal lap dog in any situation. Leaving both to get No Bitches but each other. This means Matthew has Stockholm Syndrome.
by Gummy_Bear Enthusiast April 3, 2023
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