stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

Stroke your dogs day

August 17th is stroke your dogs day!

Hey dude!
What
It’s august 17th!
What does that mean
It’s stroke your dogs day!

by Yeahimsosillygoob August 17, 2025

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk March 1, 2016

Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.

My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.

by TooSick4U February 4, 2021

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025