Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.

Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!

by Stonewell December 22, 2019

eat snake

Origin: Hokkien, literal translation from the Hokkien phrase “Jiak Zhua”
Eat snake is a phrase used to describe a person’s attitude towards work or tasks. It practically means skiving at work and slacking off from tasks and responsibilities.

While everyone is hard at work, Jonas always “eat snake”. He always takes his own sweet time in the toilet and keeps surfing the internet during working hours.

Credits to The Singlish dictionary

by style r June 24, 2021

snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017

Slippery Snake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.

I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction

by I’murdaddy69;) May 16, 2018

arabian snake

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner

Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup

by drob75 May 26, 2015

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014