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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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shart

i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭
by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021
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shart

A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice

...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"

SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"

B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
by xiaojing May 10, 2022
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chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
by chlosta August 17, 2022
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.
Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
by cis white woman June 19, 2022
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gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
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