seat 11a

the infamous seat without a window in a 737. It’s to do with aircon hardware.

Booked seat 11a as Ryanair said it was a window seat, was instead staring at a blank wall for the entire 3 hour flight.

by glubglubglubglub September 23, 2025

Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Dietz seat

The "Dietz seat" is the middle seat of the back row of any sedan. It was traditionally called the "bitch" seat, being a reference to an individual constantly complaining, suffering victimhood or attempting to throw a pity party until a particular person-Deitz-was found to be the biggest bitch of all time. The Dietz seat is normally higher up than the adjoining seats, causing less head room and the individual sitting in that position is often crowded by those seated on either side of them.

Johnny, you're the smallest so you'll have to ride Dietz seat.

by Cassidy1387 March 11, 2023

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

Bitch seat

The inside seat of the booth at a restaurant

Person 1:man I sat in the bitch seat last time you take it this time
Person 2:fine but you gotta pay the tip

by Foobackwards March 31, 2023