salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

Salti Nerd

They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.

Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022

Salty Weenie

A person who being salty and a weenie at the same time.

Caleb is being a really salty weenie.

by Allybone11 June 29, 2016

Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 6, 2020