Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.
Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!
by CoreyFeldman October 28, 2017
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matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets
Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers
by Poo cock July 23, 2020
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matthew yu

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.
by juju3 February 16, 2022
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Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life
Matthew Higham sucks balls :)
by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 30, 2022
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Matthew Higham

An absolute dipshit, will ruin your life
Matthew Higham sucks balls
by March 30, 2022
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Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls
Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews
by Jordan Beighton March 09, 2016
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 15, 2023
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