jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.

Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon

by Moisty McGee the Pregnancy Tre June 4, 2022

jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered

Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

Jon Dretto

Alternate definition or synonym for douchebag.

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.

by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 3, 2021

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon

by BigManJon May 27, 2024