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Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
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by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014
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Captain Rowan

Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
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captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"
Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!
by selley November 23, 2004
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Captain Flapjacks

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023
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Captain George

To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"
by microzen April 22, 2012
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Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.
"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"
by clayhands May 25, 2021
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Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
by DaedricToast February 24, 2014
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