Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.

Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.

by Svenpai March 21, 2018

no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024