The Triangle

So when I said it 7 years ago about the tree you thought it was mumbo-jumbo but now it's the most profound thing ever? What, you needed the experts to tell you is was brilliant for you to take it seriously?

Hym "That's a little disappointing if I'm being honest. I mean, you're a determinist so I guess you can't be all that intelligent but still. You seemed clever enough to at least know brilliance when you see it but it's disappointing to find out that you had to talk to an expert and they had to tell you that it wasn't mumbo-jumbo. Sad. Disappointing and Sad. And the triangle isn't as compelling as the tree. A less good version of my thing being espoused by someone who didn't know it was profound until he was told it was profound."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Forbidden Triangle

A women's vagina that is forbidden to touch.

You don't have a chance with Alice. She has a forbidden triangle.

by Theevilpotato69 March 18, 2024

Backwards Triangle

Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.

Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?

by bricktileflavouredsoda February 15, 2022

bermuda unicorn triangle

When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.

UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!

You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)

by anonymous February 18, 2022

triangle booty

a girl with a broader upper half, than the lower half. often one with no booty, that happens to look like a triangle at a distance. may look like a lowercase w.

ie. Geneva has great tits but a triangle booty: (〰️)

by LikeAmothaFuccinG6 February 20, 2022

Wet Triangle

When ish cant play codenames

That guy is being a wet triangle

by gjnfgjfv February 25, 2022

Tuna Triangle

Two women spit roasting a man. The woman behind pegs the man with a strap on whilst he eats the other woman’s vagina. The woman can be kissing, high fiving or tweaking each other’s nipples. It’s the opposite of an Eiffel Tower.

That tuna triangle was rough last night. Your mom and grandma made my ass and mouth sore.

by Dicktective March 4, 2022