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Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023
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shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"
person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie
by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022
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flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.
by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016
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Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.
That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.
by toughschist March 18, 2024
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butter shart

The action of getting a stick of butter shoved in your ass and having someone then insert a object such as there penis into said ass in a poor manor causing the owner of the ass to fart spewing butter. Note some people may place a peice of toast near the ass before the fart therefore creating butter shart toast
Bro last night my girl let me butter shart her.
by The one of the one May 5, 2024
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shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
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Shimmy Shart

It’s a move- when you shift your weight onto one leg and left the other one slightly, then shake (shimmy) your leg in a fast back and forth motion while farting violently.
My girlfriend and I got in an argument today because I tried to do a Shimmy Shart in front of her dad and stepmom and it led to a Hershey squirt on their couch.
by Queeater14 August 17, 2025
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