"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"
by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019
A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.
Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
by Sexybaby669 November 02, 2022
A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.
Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
by Sexybaby669 November 04, 2022
by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019