Skiing Bec

Bitch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles

Skiing Bec ski's and strokes the poles when should be working.

by Funnifkr May 5, 2022

lil skies

OMGGGGG🤤 que lindooooo, aright so he's the cutest nigga in earthhhh 😩 he has a wife name miriam 😄we such a good couple, aright so he can bless your eyes with his smillleeee🤩 , he makes the most nicest songs, he's fire, he got swag, he's everythinggg and mine

lil skies can be your everything if he had more room for ya'll but he's mine. heartttt eyesss

by december29 June 5, 2018

ski-uationship

A situationship that goes skiing together.

‘I think they are in a ski-uationship’

by Efsorensen March 10, 2024

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Ski-uppity

State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.

Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity

by Mdfrd July 12, 2013