pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pumpkin

A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.

Roman is a pumpkin, he is in denial

by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 13, 2023

Pumpkin

What pumpkin?

Seriously, what pumpkin are you talking about?

by Tula... January 30, 2021

PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”

by Lololololollolol March 15, 2021

Pumpkin

Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit

Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!

A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Pumpkin

Darling, someone you love

Hello pumpkin

Pumpkin was created by Sam

by Samisright March 28, 2022

Pumpkin

The act of spanking a child.

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.

by AMTNate September 12, 2018