Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

pumpkin the gentlemen

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.

A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...

by kawaiigothicutie July 19, 2024

pumpkin muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

pumpkin emoji

if someone sends you the pumpkin emoji it means “get naked”

Girlfriend: Pumpkin Emoji
Boyfriend: I just got dressed but alright.

by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023