Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018

pet colbe

A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.

Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that

by Giggles6m April 03, 2018

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 February 02, 2016

Wonder Pets

To work together as a team

John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project

by Legend27 February 20, 2021

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 18, 2011

petted

the very correct way of spelling the past tense of "pet"

person 1-"i just petted my dog"
person 2-"petted is not a word"
person 1-"shut up"

by leonkennedyz December 21, 2022