land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.
Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.
by smithlaw November 02, 2011
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sexy land

an area of amsterdams red light district where the 'best ones are' (cmon baby) a.k.a the hub of the world.
"what shall we do said pal"

"quick lap round sexy land replied willy"

"standard said pal"
by Mickey Mornin March 26, 2008
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Rainbow Land

- An area of magical land competed for by duelmasters. Of whom Boomtrain is the most superior.

- Badass area of colourfull magic

- Rumored to be loosley based on Beachlands
"Let's settle this at the Forrest of Arden in rainbow land!"
by Boomtrain July 11, 2008
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Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.
"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"
by icondropout October 16, 2014
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land the load

to cum all over a girls face
man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face
by justinaimers June 24, 2008
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drift lands

A barren area for practicing drifts in acar without risking lives other then your own.
Does Manchester have any drift lands? Want to learn to drift good right after I get a car.
by Markavian January 17, 2009
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Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
by Sauce Queen October 08, 2015
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