Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Knob-jockey

Someone that rides long unicorns

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey

by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019

Cock Jockey

Another word for a prostitute

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey

by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Chicken jockey

It's when a baby zombie rides a chicken in Minecraft.

"Chicken jockey!!!" - Steve (played by Jack Black) in the Minecraft movie

"dude I my hardcore Minecraft world was ended by a fucking Chicken Jockey"

by Pulled-Pork Manwich April 5, 2025

Chicken Jockey

Action done in which, before watching the Minecraft movie in theaters (in theaters April 4, 2025) one must yell "Chicken Jockey" in which a chicken tender is shoved up their ass while minimum wage theater employees watch in absolute horror.

How the movie theater employees look at me when I say “Chicken Jockey” and shove a chicken tender up my ass

by zawrkazm April 5, 2025