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epic fail

1) a person who fails extremely bad2)a person who got pwned
Oliver: Isn't Shane an Epic Fail?Minwoo: Course.
by hermhermherm March 30, 2009
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Fail Burro

The mexican version of "fail boat" or "fail train."
"Hey, do you hang with Jose?"
"No! he rides the fail burro."
by orang"u"tang February 18, 2009
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Epic Fail

A type of failure in World of Warcraft that is impossible, but yet still happens, because the person or persons responsible, are just totally uber suck.
Llaith, a level 80 DK was /gkicked after doing a Guild Achievement run in Kara, he wiped the group on Chess. EPIC FAIL!!!

A group of 2000+ WH rating geared raiders attempted to do Naxx 10, but after 3 wipes before Noth on trash, and 5 wipes on Noth, the group fell apart. EPIC FAIL!!!
by forwardbias August 25, 2009
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Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
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bonnie fails

when a member of the female sex does:
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name
"Ooo! I WANT SOUR KIDS PATCH!!"

"I'm Bonnie Cha."
often followed by: "Wow, Bonnie fails."
by bonniewins February 18, 2009
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epic fail

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.
by zsta2k7 March 2, 2008
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