boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.

Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.

by kiwi titi January 15, 2021

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu

" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"

by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021

dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.

Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline

by harry_paratestes May 9, 2021

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.

I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!

by purple_crow March 8, 2011