"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.
by GertheGod March 14, 2016
Verb:
1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.
Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.
Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.
Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.
John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.
John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
by Limit5311 January 04, 2012
by jhizzy76 February 18, 2023
1. A way of saying that you want some good food from Sonic. Sonic the fast food resturaunt having 'bomb ass food'. The equivelent of 'good shit' is sonic dick.
2. It is also a way of getting what could be refered to as a roll up blow job. If you ask for an employee to deliver you an extra long number 4, please make sure they give you an extra heeping of sonic dick with a little bit of a stray bandit on the side.
2. It is also a way of getting what could be refered to as a roll up blow job. If you ask for an employee to deliver you an extra long number 4, please make sure they give you an extra heeping of sonic dick with a little bit of a stray bandit on the side.
"Yo, I don't give a fuck. I just want to eat some sonic dick."
"Hey, that extra long jalepeno hotdog kinda reminds me of sonic dick."
Employee: "How can we help you?"
*** the Man: "I'd like some sonic dick."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that?"
"Hey, that extra long jalepeno hotdog kinda reminds me of sonic dick."
Employee: "How can we help you?"
*** the Man: "I'd like some sonic dick."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that?"
by ChristManson May 10, 2010
by Nash's Follower February 24, 2013
1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.
by Bobby Jiggles Well April 23, 2009
Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009