A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 03, 2009
I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight
by btm321 November 30, 2010
A serial showing of all the Captain America films, typically including only the feature-length Marvel productions, but at times augmented with the shorter, animated pictures such as Captain America vs the Mutant (1964) and / or the live-action 1979 Rod Holcomb masterwork.
Hey guys, it’s July 4th! Wanna grab some brews and have a Captain Amerithon at my place after the fireworks?
by CDillon July 04, 2018
The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021
A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.
by Kaymmm March 22, 2020
captain fantasy is the name of a movie character
by suggestions121 August 04, 2008
Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.
Person1: what a Captain Curvy.
by RussianBear December 10, 2013