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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
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glok nine

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
by not glock November 22, 2021
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Fisty-nine

It's a 69, but where you fist each other.
Billy and I fisty-nine'd each other so hard, I couldn't feel my prostate for days.
by NoraFisteen April 10, 2021
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Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.
My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.
by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018
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