Tearlament

Highly complicated Yu-Gi-Oh deck which only virgins can play, sometimes played with the "mommy" Ishizu cards.

"Hey that bitch is playing tearlament, she's 100% a virgin"

by Virgnity is golden November 3, 2022

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011

choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.

I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.

by Argivian February 28, 2014

gay tears

semen but from a gay man

my boyfriend sure loves my gay tears.

by Klaus.etc May 5, 2018

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 May 17, 2018

GAMER TEAR

When you reminisce on the O.G. Times of gaming and it brings a Gamer Tear to your eye 😢.

Man I miss the good old days when everyone in game chat would talk. Brings a gamer tear to my eye.

by ThomasHavingFun November 14, 2018

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"

Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.

by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019