on tap

Having your 'ish together.

Mom: Did you do your homework? Your chores? Did you call your grandma?
Kid: I got it all on tap.

on tap by halfazn September 30, 2007

Double Tap 

A) Having sex with someone, heading out, and then coming back within hours of leaving. This usually involves significant others or friends with benefits, but for greater effect, strangers.

Person A: Hey, I just got back from the gym.
Person B: You're such a liar, you stink of sex and rubber.
Person A: Haha, how'd you know? :phone call: Well, hey I have to jet.
Person B: You going to double tap tonight aren't you?

Double Tap by -synthetik- September 10, 2010

lemme tap dat nigga salad 

What a homosexual says to an appealing black man when he wishes to toss his salad.

yo i metchyo friend david and i just wanted to tap dat niggas salad

lemme tap dat nigga salad by LILFETUS August 23, 2005

Jaw Tap 

To tap someone underneath their jaw showing disrespect.

After I win a fight I kick the kid then I jaw tap'm

Jaw Tap by SuperWombat February 27, 2009

Tippity Tap 

British slang term for a computer keyboard, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Blimey I've broken me tippity tap. D'you 'ave an extra one?

Tippity Tap by Smibble May 7, 2011

What's on tap? 

What's going on?

Hey sexy what's on tap?

What's on tap? by Shane'sworlds August 21, 2016

Love tap 

Someone gently slaps u.

Mom: ooh be quiet I love tap u

Love tap by DictionaryFriendNames March 10, 2016