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Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.
Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012
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The Old Game Switcheroo

When Your PS3 breaks on you and you trade it in at Game knowing it was broken. Your stood there sweating like a pig as you trade in your broken machine knowing full well it's faulty.
Try2 traded his PS3 last night using The Old Game Switcheroo.
by tlpn99 October 20, 2010
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Arkansas Switchback

When two opposite gender siblings are having sex in the doggystyle posistion, the male pulls the sisters head as far around as possible and spits in her mouth while still inside her. Both sibling must be native Arkansas residents.
While on a camping trip in arkansas, three friends decided to pay 30 dollars a person to see a sibling fuck show. During the show one of the viewers asked if the man and woman could prove they were siblings. While fucking the woman from behind the man laughed and replied, "you just watch how I spit her mouth",(he yanks her head around and preceedes to spit into her mouth),"up round these parts we call that the Arkansas Switchback, and thats all the proof we need."
.......Actually a true Story!
by Ben B. September 8, 2006
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Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.
The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.
by Twice bitten June 26, 2009
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Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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skitchy

to take something from somebody without their consent. the idea is to notify them as you are taking their stuff, without giving them sufficient time to reject you offer.
I couldn't help myself from taking the skitchy when Levi ordered a better coffee than mine yesterday.
by alicemunroewallace October 20, 2010
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