Spiderman

When the hair on, in and/or around your asshole becomes a tangled mess, not unlike that of a spiderweb. This mass of hair has a tenancy to catch small pieces of debris going in or out of ones asshole. In extreme cases, pieces of fecal matter, aptly named dingleberries, up to 3oz. in size. These "dingleberries" have a profound habit of tugging on the web of hairs, creating a very uncomfortable sensation known as "web-swinging". Also in other extreme cases, shitting causes the pulling of hair as the shit comes out with a feeling of a pulling sensation on your ass hair. The only known combatant of Spiderman is the Green Goblin or a friend with scissors.

Alleh told Richeh to trim his ass hair because Spiderman was relentless in giving up.

by Rebuttlemanz January 29, 2009

Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.

LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.

by ned randersoff December 25, 2003

Spider

Graffiti slang for a piece or stencil in a hard to reach (generally high-up) place.

Used as both a noun, verb, and occasionally as an adjective.

Noun: "bro, check out my spider from the weekend, it's on the top of the train tunnel.

Verb: "he spidered that piece"

Adjective: "all her pieces are really spider"

by smlk April 16, 2008

spiderman

While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman

I was doggin this freak and i covered her face with the spiderman

by bellis1384 October 2, 2007

Spiderman

when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)

that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.

by Frank Robinson December 28, 2005

spider enterprise zone

An abandoned or neglected attic, cellar, garage, shed, outhouse, mine, cave, etc. that been taken over by spiders busily investing in webs, and producing... more spiders.

Grandma's attic is a spider enterprise zone. That mountain cabin was a spider enterprise zone.

by BRL2 June 18, 2007

Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.

Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.

by yumtown March 13, 2009