Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"
by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011
Get the Status Hijack mug.a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!
by Cori ooo February 12, 2006
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Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
Get the Zookeeper status mug.John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
by JTrain725 October 27, 2010
Get the Ed Status mug.One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.
by L-diggity-Dog December 8, 2011
Get the bro status mug.An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
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1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
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