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Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021
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dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019
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plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma
These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.
by cjstrongbone February 13, 2023
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got stamped

when a person stands over another person for something the person has and the other person wants.
Mem"did you see that?" Ren "No!" Mem"that girl across the road in the blue dress just got stamped by that other girl in the green hat"
by renmem July 12, 2022
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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
He just happy stamped himself
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024
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tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.
Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.
by ionary September 20, 2016
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Stamping the Elephant

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.
Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.
by Cletus Duke January 25, 2017
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