Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ. 8=======D

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Spring's whore

A title made for the best of springs bitches and mutuals

mootie 1: I just added "Spring's whore" to my dn!
Spring: good moot <3

by konoyo11010loading February 8, 2024

Ram spring

When you just decide to fuck every girl you talk to in a short amount of time

Damn I’m going on a ram spring. I don’t need anyone to hold me down.

by Bsysh May 31, 2018

spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023

Denham Springs High School

Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.

The legal definition for meh should be “Denham Springs High School”

by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021

Sorrento Springs

Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.

Sorrento Springs is so beautiful

by thatAAchick December 22, 2020

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017