Split Rail

When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.

"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."

"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."

by DeAnn Guthrie June 18, 2012

Split end

what u call someone who u want to cut off

“You know my main , John?” “Yeah why?” “He cheated on me, so now he’s just a split end.”

by tweak sauce lover January 8, 2018

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

Banana Split

To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.

I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.

by 2_Hot_4_U January 12, 2005

splice

the area in the female crotch between the vagina and the asshole.

he kept pokin around but all he was tappin was splice.

by --- September 4, 2004

Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

split like a bungubung

To leave without warning

When he found his wife in bed with the paperboy, he split like a bungubung.

by Newp September 23, 2003