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Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
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Spank Tank

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.
If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.
by XxPpcrusxX May 6, 2025
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Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.
That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.
by Mag83 November 7, 2025
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spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.
Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"
by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020
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pickle spank

a pickle spank is where one or two persons get naked, normally men, and then proceed to spank each others "pickles" until one person can not withhold the pain of the spanks.
Yo, you gotta try this new game with me. It's called pickle spank!
by mistermoist May 2, 2018
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Kank spank

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga
“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”
by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025
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