gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you

Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you

by Stompfish September 26, 2017

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

Spanking

A type of discipline

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.

by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025

Spank Tank

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.

If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.

by XxPpcrusxX May 6, 2025

spank a beat

Masterbation to a beat

I want to spank a beat

by Wingman 1 March 22, 2017

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015