mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019

Spanked

Spanked - often used to describe the spending habits of your wife or girlfriend.
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked

'Babe tell me you haven't Spanked the money again?'.

OR

'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'

by Mutant Brewing June 20, 2018

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021