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spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.
“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged
by beespiders January 7, 2019
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Spaghetti

Ewww you have spaghetti!!!
by JulioIsDeadInside June 15, 2018
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.
Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.
by Haynick August 7, 2018
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Spaghetti

When a hot blonde guy is wearing a red shirt
“Omg Dennis is SUCH a spaghetti tonight
I know but like .... he’s so sexy
by DennisP99 January 27, 2019
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Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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Spaghetti

Pronunciation:
spaghetti/spəˈɡɛti/

The feed of the Gods.

Since acient times Spaghetti has been consumed by the common people as a way to get closer to our deities .
The usage of Spaghetti has however been lost, so has the knowledge of the Gods.
Nowadays we only feed on Spaghetti to get nutriens. This is sin and you will go to hell after you die.

The italians say they invented Spaghetti, this is true. They created it for the Gods 6000 b.c.
Person 1: Oh, you are eating some Spaghetti?
Person 2: Yeah, would you care for some?
Person 1: Cursed be thyne family for thou hast sinned.
Person 2: What the fuck?
by Harikjay February 5, 2019
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