Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Slow boi

A slow person

Like “will” he just spit it out the slow boi
CWO

by Sososoapy January 18, 2025

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

Slow

Karine.

“Yo bro….what does it mean if someone calls you slow?

“You’re acting like Karine…”

by Drake_fan20.o May 11, 2022

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021