Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Mr simon

Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.

Mr. Simon is a great teacher

Everyone likes Mr. Simon

Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness

Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms

by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022

Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed

Miss De Simone

by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Simon

Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.

Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.

by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021

Simone

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up

Person 1: I really need a new friend

Person 2: Clme meet my friend Simone

by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021