Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Get the Simonemug. 
- Oh wow, that guy has a real hungry asshole!
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
- Didn't you know? He's a Simon! His hole can swallow anything.
by ButtmanSimon November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
Get the simon the seahorsemug. Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
Get the simon and Mariamug. Simon is cute
by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021
Get the Simonmug.