Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

Shart

1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.

I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

Eggy shart

When a persons poo stinks of rotten egg. This is vile activity and people who do this need to pattern up. It usually gives u putrid sting ring

“Freya done a huge eggy shart in Sydney’s toilet, and it stunk of egg”

by Aimee Syd and her boy January 2, 2022

shart

someone who has the characteristics of both a shit and a fart.

thalita is a shart.

by samanthapfef10 January 3, 2022

Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022

Shart

When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes

“I definitely just SHART.”

by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022