That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.
by tiggerzz July 21, 2017
Get the Rocket shartmug. the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
Get the shartmug. The action of getting a stick of butter shoved in your ass and having someone then insert a object such as there penis into said ass in a poor manor causing the owner of the ass to fart spewing butter. Note some people may place a peice of toast near the ass before the fart therefore creating butter shart toast
by The one of the one May 5, 2024
Get the butter shartmug. Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
OR....
Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
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Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
Get the Shart Shoppingmug. by musclemansjar December 7, 2021
Get the bunghole shartmug. When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug.