self krik

self krik means when someone is poes ugly. poes ugly is kak ugly and kak ugly is just.... mase poes ugly. say it when someone is very rude to you and make fun of you.

"you self krik!"

by Jessy Kendrick September 13, 2022

self frape

Changing your own profile information, or adding a status or picture deliberately or by accident that causes the mirth and merriment of your friends and onlookers

Jenny posted the following status "Nothing beats spending time working on yourself"

Jenny's friends insinuate she is masturbating and mock her for her self frape

by Bobcat silversmith January 17, 2014

self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

self-cooling

Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!

Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.

by Reading_Stops_Crime! May 19, 2023

Self-opp

A self opp is someone who sabatoges themselves with or without knowing the consiquences.

Because you did not study for the spanish test that you failed, you are a self-opp for real.

by Wirtuals Baby Daddy September 6, 2022

self-racism

Being racist to oneself (yourself) to make dark jokes or state out racial stereotypes. Often to be meant humorous.

Black Person: Ayo homie, what you can't see in the dark?
Non-black Person: Nothing?
Black Person: Nope, you can't see a black person.
Non-black Person: Should I laugh?

Asian Person: Hey, do you want me to speak in my language?
Non-Asian person: Sure, let's hear it!
Asian Person: Ching chong ding ding wing wong zhing zhang chao.
Non-Asian person: Bro, that's self-racism.
Asian Person: I know lol

by Your local Black Advisor December 1, 2021

Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020