Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.

Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.

by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

Fat Second

a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

second-hand high

Usually occurring at a concert, in an atmosphere with lot's of people smoking (most likely weed) and exhaling mass amounts of smoke into the crowd. You then inhale a mass amount of this second-hand smoke, and end up high.

Person 1- "Man, you are SO high."
Person 2- "Nah man, there was just SO much smoke at that concert, I probably got second-hand high."
Person 1- "Makes sense dude, makes sense."

by wonderous12345 September 27, 2010

8 Second Rule

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

by Gomer B. January 19, 2011

5 Second Rule

The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.

Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.

Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!

Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.

by Midorisan October 18, 2012