Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

Schmonty

To come over a friend's house in a non-ordinary way.

Shed your ball and chain and schmonty on over for a pint.

by Terrible Timmy November 7, 2010

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010

schmoppin

the desire to want everyone to be happy but yourself. going out of your way to see others happy, or succeeded, and not caring if you drag yourself down. caring about everyone's needs before your own.

i've been schmoppin all week.

i feel shmoppiny latley.

by amberyoursilly March 16, 2011

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013