sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 February 02, 2016

sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 09, 2006

Butt sausage

A term for a turd. So named because it comes out of your butt and is shaped like a sausage.

some one forgot to flush theres a butt sausage in the toilet.

by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

by jefferscene April 21, 2010

Sausage Stuffing

The act of stuffing another mans penis with your own through the urethra.

Jimmy and Dean enjoy sausage stuffing.

by Sophism January 22, 2011

Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun July 11, 2008

sausage dance

The act of sexual intercourse.

The ditty goes like this: "C'mon pretty baby and take off ya pants. Climb up on the bed - we'll do the sausage dance."

by Saleem Pickens April 10, 2007