Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.
If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.
If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?
Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!
Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
Get the Satanic Panicmug. a tendency by western atheists to foolishly think their deserving of worship, resulting in them indulging in depravity and ruining their lives, theistic satanism is even worse, to believe that the god who created you in his image is bad and to support the literal embodiment of evil who wants to kill you
"i believe in satanism"
by Evono October 8, 2025
Get the Satanismmug. When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.
Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.
by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023
Get the Hail Satan Suicidemug. Satan's hoes is an alias for memebers of Satan's Choice MC and it is used in a sing of disrespect for this copycat type of people.
by Shepzev January 24, 2018
Get the satan's hoemug. by MmmxcAAyliyah October 30, 2025
Get the Satanic Paintmug. Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.
by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024
Get the Stan My Satanmug. 